Mel Blames February for Everything
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Mel Blames February for Everything

Everything makes sense now.  Mel just realized it is February.  She has always HATED February, and now she knows why.  Now that she is on land again, she has her “land memories” back.  She recalls that in Minnesota, February was the month where you had HAD IT.  You were fatigued after the burst of productivity that…

The Sewer Gas Is Turning Us All Into Mutants
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The Sewer Gas Is Turning Us All Into Mutants

So the sewer smell in our apartment isn’t fixed.  Of course.  It’s a sewer gas problem.  Or a sewer water problem.  Don’t know.  When we run the sink, the toilet bubbles.  Whatever.  Every day we sweep up the indoor anthills that popped up overnight, knock off the salty efflorescence coming out of our plaster walls,…

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